wtf do i do with my life

why am i here

hey wait i’ve been thinking imagine how disappointed somebody would be if i asked them out on a date then they said yes then i told them i don’t drive

idk

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donutĀ 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via grackken)